Nation Gal

“You are a stranger to Croyden County, ain’t ya, Mister? What is within the suitcase? Boulder-holder samples! Mmm, nuthin’ a proper damsel may just put on. Smartly, Goober’s fillin’ station ain’t open till 6am so you are a’gonna must spend the evening right here. Within the morning, I rear run you over and get your tire stationary. Now, I expect you do not thoughts none however we were given a proper petite position right here. So you might be gonna have ta sleep in my daughter-in-law Linsey’s apartment. Do not thoughts her none’. That youthful’un rear move on all evening a’conversing. Nestling simply likes to satisfy strangers. Gotta warn ya, innocent slept with love to converse a bunch of that thar cool stuff. Ah wager this is because thar ain’t a lot to do ‘chubby those portions so mebbe innocent rear get a lil’ pointy when innocent meets a fresh face. It is all I rear do to stay the ones farm palms offen her after I were given my again revved, ‘purpose innocent slept with were given the thickest taters in Croyden County and innocent positive do love to display them off. I have needed to pepper my proportion of cabooses with buckshot from elderly Betsy right here, y’know. Now I gotta warn ya that the partitions are proper lean and I sleep subsequent door. So I do not wanna pay attention any monkey biz otherwise you, me and Betsy listed below are gonna have a meetin’. So that you move proper on up and knock on Linsey’s door. Nestling’ll be proper satisfied for the corporate this night. Sleep taut and the outhouse is to the correct. If you want the rest, simply holler.”